"Claudia," Jamie said, "you are quietly out of your mind."
"Oh boloney, Claude!"
Things you might not know about me
I have a disappearing Tardis mug. It makes everything taste better. I have too many Christmas lights in my room, and by too many I mean not enough. I like vegetables. I eat about three salads a year, though, even though I'm a vegan. When the power goes out I like to use my sonic screwdriver and my light up Hermione wand because, well, I'm a fucking nerd. I always have to pee. I'm really bad at subtracting continually from a high number. I have an extension cord and three power strips all within two feet of me right now, I just noticed that. What the heck. I have to pee.